Sandwich Job

The act of eating a sandwich, while oral sex is performed on you.

requires:

two pieces of bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo (or miracle whip if preferred) and one female willing to make sandwich and perform oral.

girl: you want a sandwich?
dude: hell ya i want a sandwich!!!
girl: how about a blow job too??
dude: a sandwich job?! you just made my night.

by andrewtz August 17, 2010

blowba job

Performing fellatio with boba/tapioca pearls in the mouth.

Wow! That was the best blowba job I've ever had!

by ShivaSenpai August 30, 2022

Elon Job

To acquire and and rename everything possible with X in the name to make them more edgy and cool while simultaneously destroying anything salvageable about the brand or company.

Did you see the new Elon job?
Which one the tesla x, spaceX, xCorp, xAI, x.com or did he name another child with x?

by anonXperson August 06, 2024

Pulling a Jobs

The act of deceiving or conning a person into believing everything you say is correct.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.

Customer: I'm thinking of buying this car
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)

by TruthPC October 19, 2009

Rave job

The act of getting/giving a handjob while at a rave

Yo this bitch just gave me a rave job at the excision concert

by poopnip September 07, 2018

Blow Job Season

When the leaves begin to change, your girl breaks out the sweaters and flannel, a fall scented candle is lit in your house and it's pumpkin spice everything it's time for your girl to snuggle into a nice warm autumn blow job.

Bro, all of my wife's holiday decor just came out of storage. You know what that means, it's Blow Job Season

by Holidays4men August 21, 2024

Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job

You fucking failure.

Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."

by Hym Iam May 04, 2024