Cat

An creature put on earth by an alien species. Cats stalk you. If you have a cat, they (aliens) have a 69 page file all about you.

"My cats dissapeared. I wonder were its gone?"-George the Potato. "Oh fuck. You have 1 hour"-Elon musk

by Women (The 'wo' is silent) November 20, 2020

Shadow (Cat)

Fat. Very fat - and sleepy as fuck. Likes to hump elephants, and sings. If you live under a rock, Shadow is my friend's cat.

Name your cat Shadow, and he will live inside of your cat's soul.

Shadow (Cat)? Oh lol ya he's in the other room singing.

by sydneymcd066 January 28, 2019

Tribe cat

Term for a group of house cats living in the mountains from the Warrior Cat Franchise. They are smaller then most cats and often cover themselves with mud for camouflage. They mostly get along with the main group.

The tribe cats did not want the help the clan cats were offering.

by Citris October 19, 2021

Catted

When your cat is laying on you and you can't get up or you'll disturb it.

Me: Hon, could you get me more water, I've been catted.

Hon: OK...wouldn't want to disturb the cat!

by Brook Byrnes January 29, 2023

Dog in a Cat

When a dogs cums inside of a cat and it makes a hybrid cat-dog

I saw a Dog in a Cat! what the hell

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 March 17, 2023

Mountain cat

Just like a cougar but fatter

I can't believe my son had sex with a mountain cat, she's older than me.

by TattooistByDay November 9, 2015

Cat

The little fury things that roam the streets

Cats are scary

by Idkbutilikechickennuggies July 10, 2022