when you’re getting a blumpkin and a third party pukes on the dick and the other party sucks the puke off
“Yo man, the first time I got a King’s Clam Chowder was in the Whole Foods bathroom. They had to get maintenance to clean up the cum-puke-shit stains.”
by 2whistles December 7, 2022
Get the King’s Clam Chowdermug. by Fat Asian69eatspoop February 9, 2021
Get the Burger King foot lettucemug. Noun.
Historical definition:
During the Napoleonic wars, due to the lack of able seamen, sailors were recruited (press-ganged) by being paid a sign up fee - 1 King's Shilling.
Reluctant conscripts would be approached by one or more 'recruiters' who would ply them with alcohol until they were totally drunk. They would then hit them over the head with a 'cudgel' and place a King's Shilling in the drunkard's pocket. The inebriate would then be carried on board where they were woken up and convinced that they had joined in good faith. Any argument against the join would be discredited by the discovery of the King's Shilling.
Modern Usage
Discreet gay proposition.
Historical definition:
During the Napoleonic wars, due to the lack of able seamen, sailors were recruited (press-ganged) by being paid a sign up fee - 1 King's Shilling.
Reluctant conscripts would be approached by one or more 'recruiters' who would ply them with alcohol until they were totally drunk. They would then hit them over the head with a 'cudgel' and place a King's Shilling in the drunkard's pocket. The inebriate would then be carried on board where they were woken up and convinced that they had joined in good faith. Any argument against the join would be discredited by the discovery of the King's Shilling.
Modern Usage
Discreet gay proposition.
Historical Usage
"I don't know what happened! I was approached by two sailors who got me pissed. Next thing I know I woke up 'in the navy' having received a King's Shilling into my pocket!"
Modern Usage:
"Hello young man, will you let me pay you into the Navy with a King's Shilling?"
OR
"I was only 21 when I received the King's Shilling!"
OR
"I've been approached but am yet to accept the King's Shilling!"
"I don't know what happened! I was approached by two sailors who got me pissed. Next thing I know I woke up 'in the navy' having received a King's Shilling into my pocket!"
Modern Usage:
"Hello young man, will you let me pay you into the Navy with a King's Shilling?"
OR
"I was only 21 when I received the King's Shilling!"
OR
"I've been approached but am yet to accept the King's Shilling!"
by Tony du Angletere March 13, 2022
Get the King's Shillingmug. The King Kong is what you call a person that has a long slong and You have to congragulate them by saying Whoa you have a King Kong Long Slong Rong Dong Like Mother Fucking Hong Kong
by King Kong Long Slong March 8, 2021
Get the King Kongmug. When you accidentally waste money on something that benefits someone else who dont deserve it. can be any number i just thought 12 was funny.
by thefreckledasian June 16, 2022
Get the 12 to the kingmug. When a red headed man with a thousand yard stare, let’s call him ‘James’ for this hypothetical example, is touched inappropriately by an indirect family member
by onlineman May 8, 2022
Get the King for Rootmug. by Fast cars, wild animals September 26, 2021
Get the King’s Ringmug.