King’s Ring

Your top gay hook up, who’s arsehole you love pounding like wild animals.

Yeah I miss playing the field, but he’s the king’s ring and I could ride that ass all day.

by Fast cars, wild animals September 26, 2021

King of the Goldfish

A man who lives off of tiny crackers in the shape of a goldfish.

Logan is the King of the Goldfish as you can tell by the empty silver bag & crumbs on his desk.

by Lordoftime25 September 28, 2022

matress king

Like the mile high club, but in a matress store.

Bro, we banged so hard I am the ultimate matress king.

by spicychivk101 February 20, 2018

Kings chalice

When a chick drinks the cum out of a used condom

" Hey man, did you get with that chick last night?"

" Sure did bro, she drank out of the Kings chalice"

by Weedgurlie April 1, 2021

Beard king

Beard King is the name bestowed upon the great King of Chin Hair, the Ruler of all that flows follically, the Master of Manicured Man Hair. He is the greatest example of Beardness ever known. He. Is. Eric.

Eric has been Beard King since 2016, his reign has been historic.

by The BeardKing June 7, 2021

Romance King

Romance Elzie James King is an American singer, songwriter, instrumentalist, actor, author, and businessman known primarily for his work in country music.

Romance King is the best country artist out there

by REJK November 21, 2021

jordan king

Homophobic girl who judges everyone and hates gay people.

jordan king hates gay people. she’s ugly too.

by anon0008472947 November 16, 2017