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the Michael Jordan of

Someone who is considered as the greatest in their respective sports
by d3adp0ol23 January 31, 2024
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straight up "jorking it"

What you do at the stripped club with your peanits
i was at the stripped club last knight, and. i couldn't resist the urge to strart straight up "jorking it". you shouldev seen the look, on. My peanits
by Mlum April 15, 2024
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Pullin-a-Jorge

Pullin-a-Jorge is when someone's being so fake and toxic, and have so much negativity running through their veins, that they must share it with the world because they have no other purpose in life.
1) Hey now, don't go Pullin-a-Jorge on me! I can see through your lies!

2) Someone was Pullin-a-Jorge today. They were being so negative that it bummed me out...
by Witchy Potato April 27, 2024
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Because they aren't fans of Jordan Peterson!
Hym "Why IS Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing!? What could I be!? How would anything Jordan Peterson says fix someone's relationship with their father? I don't know! Maybe it's because he doesn't actually give a shit about men! That he thinks he's BETTER than men... But wait... YOU'RE not Hym... So... I don't see how that works. I mean... He thinks he's a status-man and his status is no where NEAR my level of status... I CREATED AI! Bill Gates says it has a 2.3 trillion dollar valuation! I'm like a country! How much money does Elon have? I'm like 2000 billionaires! I'm more billionaires than there are billionaires! I don't know how many Elon's that is, like, 200 Elon. Eh... No.... I don't like that because it makes it sound like I'm 200 retards when really I'm just 1 maximum over-genius. But the REAL question is: Is Mikhaila Peterson a filthy slut who cheated on her husband with my ultimate creation The Imaginary Frankenstein!? I don't know! We CAN'T know anything according to Jordan Peterson!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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she's Jordan

my boy was talking to this girl and he introduced her to me and I told him she's Jordan.
by she's Jordan February 24, 2025
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Pull a Jordan

Verb: To block all of your friends on every platform, and yes, every platform, while at the same time blocking all of their numbers and ghosting them. All for an unknown reason.

Origin: Derived from a friend named Jordan L. who blocked and ghosted us all after a trip to an escape room. Dude also ghosted all of his friends that didn't even attend, including some who have known him for years.

Synonyms: Ghost, disappear.
Antonyms: To be active, present.
Amir: Yo, have yall heard from Cornelius? He hasn't been on inna week
Alex: Ah fuck, did he pull a jordan???????
by MagDiiiffer March 11, 2026
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International fuck Jordan's bitch day

This is a very special and dear United States holiday with everybody goes to fuck Jordan's bitch
"it's international fuck Jordan's bitch day let's go see the hoe!
by slimeyshotts April 30, 2025
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