Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought

Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.

??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."

by Hym Iam October 4, 2023

Car Guy

kar-gai

noun
1. like a regular guy, only cooler.

see also: all knowing about cars, ridiculously good looking

He is a Car Guy, you cant possibly be a better driver than him.

by CarGuy69420 March 1, 2022

free the guy

When you feel for someone that wants to do something but they can't you say free the guy.

"Want to play tomorrow?"
"I can't because I my boss wanted me to work tomorrow."
"oh free the guy."

by Wise King Woo November 17, 2022

This guy

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ← is this guy. His name is this guy because no one knows his name. He is the whatever face you see on the website The Urban Dictionary when there is no definitifor a word.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ This Guy

by Dank Blazer 69 March 18, 2016

Guy slut

Paul Paris

Paul Paris fuck and sucked a lot of women for a living so that makes him a guy slut

by Cysjbss October 23, 2018

Has been sexiest guy/girl

Someone who was a rock star or something similar in the 80s but is no longer in style.

People started laughing at the has been sexiest guy/girl.

Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody knows that motherfucker.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

rise guy

That one guy at your university who you’re too scared to talk to. Even when your friends tell you to shoot your shot, you don’t.

Friend: “hey isn’t that rise guy? Go talk to him”

You: “No but thank you”

by Pepe el pollo September 5, 2021