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Fat girls make guys gay

It is a fact that if a straight man links a fat chick he will become homosexual
Wow that guy ran up that fat chick and he likes dudes now, that’s crazy but makes sense. It’s a fact, fat girls make guys gay.
by Bajiggle February 16, 2024
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Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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Nice Guy

Normal guy who loves and respects women but gets always friend zoned or even blocked by girls . why? because women aren't clever, and prefer guys who insult them and ignore them even if they die , those guys wouldn't give a fuck. But apparently this gives the woman the impression that he is "experienced" so she can be his next bitch lol. Very stupid
A: "hey you are a nice guy"
B: "no lol, I'm just nice"
C: " apparently women prefer un-nice guys
B: " woman moment"
by aregaa July 22, 2021
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free the guy

When you feel for someone that wants to do something but they can't you say free the guy.
"Want to play tomorrow?"
"I can't because I my boss wanted me to work tomorrow."
"oh free the guy."
by Wise King Woo November 17, 2022
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Fat guy socks

Thick long white comfortable socks that are every over weight man’s go to pair.
Taking off working today, putting on my fat guy socks and watching The Wire
by Meatythigh November 9, 2021
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John guy

Meaning a person who modifies the look of the car but doesn’t fix the issues it has
Look at this John guy! He’d rather look good broken down at the side of the road
by Salty nutz May 3, 2023
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Car Guy

kar-gai

noun
1. like a regular guy, only cooler.

see also: all knowing about cars, ridiculously good looking
He is a Car Guy, you cant possibly be a better driver than him.
by CarGuy69420 March 1, 2022
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