Adrians penis 

Smaller than a frogs non existing nose.

John: Have you seen Adrians penis? It's sooo small

Adrians penis by THE ALLFATHER May 11, 2021

Fact Penis 

No lie. No Cap. The utter truth.

That rocket is huge, fact penis!

Fact Penis by pappin' all day July 20, 2021

apple penis 

A penis with a large tip.

YO! he has an apple penis, It didn't fit.

apple penis by Hotdog5274 January 25, 2022

Cece Penis-ton 

A famous singer known for her smash dance hit Finally, which became one of the biggest EDM hits of all time.

Ben: I looked up 99’s dance music and saw that one of the biggest hits there was Finally by Cece Penis-ton.
Gregory: That was such a great song and I Wanna listen to it again with you.
Ben: Good times it was.

Cece Penis-ton by gregben February 15, 2022

enormous penis 

What you look at when you want your troubles to melt away and you want the happy times to stay.

I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start melting away!

enormous penis by lmai2 June 2, 2023

Extendo-penis

A long shlong.

Or a shlong which becomes long.

"Hey Fred, Do you have an Extendo-penis?"

"Of course I do."

Extendo-penis by Dathom September 24, 2023

Hardcore Shellshock Penis Stage

When the penis is stuck in the boner stage after having an orgasm that it cannot handle.

He cummed so hard that he was stuck in the hardcore shellshock penis stage.

Hardcore Shellshock Penis Stage by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016