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Red ahh Balls

Ya bro ur ass got caught in ma boys washroom yorkin it after u said u had to take a shit. Embarrassing
Yo r u the guy with the red ahh balls?
Red ahh Balls by Captain Talon March 24, 2026
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Red Velvet Whoopie Pie

When you have sex with a girl from Maine but she’s on her period and you cum in her and eat it out.
Random guy: sorry bro, I’m giving her a red velvet whoopie pie
You: damn.

Red Lobstered

This is a term used in some circles in the city of Fredericksburg Texas to describe a person requesting your presence or assistance in an event or endeavor that would require you to spend money. When you tell them you don't want to attend because you dont want to spend the money, the assure you that they will pay for you to attend. Then when you show up at the event. They not only refuse to pay for your share, but also inform you that they have no money and need you to pay for their tab.

Steming from a notorious incident where a local man was forced to cover a large check by one of his "friends" at Red Lobster and had to borrow rent money from his mom.
"Hey man, I need you to cover my tab for dinner."

"Bitch, you said you'd pay for me! Red lobstered again."

Red Line Roulette

Boarding a crowded North-South Line train and gambling on whether you'll get a seat.
Today I lost Red Line Roulette again.

Red Carpet

Whenever you or someone else is on a huge losing streak in a game, losses usually show up as red and, in turn, look like a red carpet.
Wow, Hank, your League of Legends op.gg history looks like a Red Carpet.
Red Carpet by MrPlank July 1, 2026
She is a freak in the sheets. She is also a boss and will burn your butthole if she has too.
If she has red toes she is a freak.
Red toes by Rey Dee July 16, 2026