Definitions by Glumshanksfatnips

Red Velvet Whoopie Pie

When you have sex with a girl from Maine but she’s on her period and you cum in her and eat it out.

Random guy: sorry bro, I’m giving her a red velvet whoopie pie
You: damn.

Red Velvet Whoopie Pie by Glumshanksfatnips April 19, 2026