Topping yourself

It means killing yourself.
Suicide.

Sara: Ah Jen i'm so depressed!
Jen: Please dont go Topping yourself Sara D:
Sara: Im considering it
Jen: We all love you, this isnt right -cries-

by Hayz24 December 15, 2011

Nigger yourself

To Nigger Oneself is to act in a way that brings both a "bad name" to black people and ultimately reinforces black stereotypes

Tyrone(Black): "Give me yo' money bitch!"
Ellie(White):"Oh my God, please don't kill me, just take the money!"
Kurtis(Black): "Daamn Tyrone you give us niga's a bad name everyday you find a way to Nigger yourself"

Kurtis(Black): "I love chicken, it tastes sooooo good!"
Everyone in the world: "I thought as much!"
Tyrone(Black): "Stop actin' soo goddamn black 24/7 motherfucka, you'll Nigger yourself again!"

by KurtisandTyrone June 15, 2013

love yourself

A euphemistic synonym for "masturbate". It could also be used to imply "fucking oneself", which is the same thing really. Often used as an underhand insult against people with low cognitive ability who may just take it as the best compliment ever.

If you like the way you look that much, baby you should go love yourself.

Maria has left me so heartbroken that I have to love myself everyday for solace.

by Logomaniac May 16, 2016

pull yourself up by your boot straps

literally referring to what Abraham Lincoln (read a few law books he found in a junk barrel, then became a lawyer and later President of The United States and Booker T Washington (learned to read and write as a sailor's) actually did, this term means:

to legally work, or rather legally to nigger, one's way up the social ladder of one's society in one's zeitgeist using nothing but one's own blood, sweat, toil, common sense, education and street-smarts, and not relying on your country's social assistance/welfare system (provided of course you are able bodied and not mentally ill to the point of not being able to work)

son: I don't understand how Abraham Lincoln legally achieved what he did. He was born on a bloody farm.

father: Jordan, just stop blabbering and learn the meaning of the phrase to pull yourself up by your boot straps and you'll do just as well. Now good night.

by Sexydimma July 23, 2012

talk yourself up

When some idiotic moron talks a lot of shit, and seems to think that they are kingshit, when in reality, they are not. To talk yourself up, means to brag about the "connections" you have, but when it comes down to it, the only connection you've got, is the one that connects your computer to the Internet.

Fagwhore: "I'm like the fully sickest yulleh out there, cunt. That bitch ain't got shit on me, coz i got the whole of northside on my side."
Northside person: "That fuckin' dumb slut thinks she's kingshit. Everyone fuckin' hates her, coz she talks her self up a lot."
*Fagwhore struts around like she is the shit*

*Inserts "talk yourself up" because i have to, according to Urban Dictionary.*

by aLittleRayOfSunshine September 5, 2008

Detoxing yourself of lust and stress

When, for sometimes no reason, you begin to spontaneously either scream, or attempt to sing along to Metal, Death Metal, or Rock lyrics. Generally, the singer fails very badly at singing, and it is possible for the person to become emotional while singing. (crying, inserting people's names into the song) Generally this event happens after a breakup, but it could happen after any sort of stressful event.

Ryan: "Hey, why's Bryan screaming so loud?"
Sam: "He's doing that whole "Detoxing yourself of lust and stress" thing he does whenever Paula leaves him."
Ryan: "Aww, poor guy."
Bryan: "BECAUSE SHE'S DEAD TO ME, DEAD TO ME, DEAD TO ME, ARGGHHHH!!"

by rfry11 July 8, 2009

Saving yourself

Not having sex with others until they meet a special person

"Why don't you have sex Will? Are you saving yourself for someone?"

by Sexathlete May 14, 2018