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Work Rape

This definition applies to government employees and poor treatment of it's employees.

When the employer viciously assaults you with the metaphorical sandpaper dildo that is being forced to work long shifts, pay out the ass for medical care and does not allow you to have any days off. Work Rape may also take the form of not acting on a contract they had already approved. This is not to be confused with the lesser violation, Work Molestation where they add a little courtesy spit and allow you 8 hours between shifts. The employer truly does not understand, that no means no.
John "I've been working for 14 days straight, 14!!!!" Tim "The employer isn't done Work Raping you yet, i'm on day 27!!"

Greg "I pay $30 a year for health insurance" Sam "Im being Work Raped by paying over$1000 a month!! The worst part is, I have other insurance but can not opt out of the Work Rape!!! There is truly no escape from the sandpaper wrath of the employer"
by Flat Randy August 13, 2017
mugGet the Work Rapemug.

Work Beeotch

A drinking buddy that clocks in with you and drinks like it's their job. See clock in.
Hey Work Beeotch...Are you clocking in tonight?
by WorkBeeotch Mandi June 14, 2011
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throw work

To do or say anything that will get you laid.
I had to throw work at her all night before I got lucky.
by Eddie Bell May 27, 2008
mugGet the throw workmug.

work fun

The mild, qualified sense of pleasure one experiences when engaged in a social or recreational activity in the work/office context. Not to be confused with "actual fun."
A: "How was the company rafting trip?"
B: "You know--drank some beers, ate food, made small talk, managed not to slug anyone. It was work fun."
by A$APdanny May 28, 2014
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Work Dump

Simply a dump at work. The only two logical reasons someone would ever take a dump at work is because it's a total fucking emergency or your boss is a total dick and you just want to be paid for sitting on the toilet.
Guy 1: Hey boss I just took a 45 minute work dump, that's like 7 bucks just to wipe my ass.
Boss: I hope you get hemorrhoids you dick.
by Mr.nj June 13, 2016
mugGet the Work Dumpmug.

Work Shoes

Someone who owns a pair of stripper shoes yet won't own up to their actual purpose. Claims that they are "work shoes"
Hey, Theresa, nice stripper shoes! Are you a stripper?

Those are my work shoes!

Yeah, exactly, your work shoes.
by FIReNVY September 29, 2009
mugGet the Work Shoesmug.

nigger work

Hard labor work that no one wants to do, especially if there's little to no pay
"Hey, Mr. Jenkins is wanting us to mow his big ass yard for $5 an hour..."
"Shiiiit man that's just plain nigger work!"
by somebodythatyoudontknow July 3, 2021
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