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whateverthefuck

The response given when a friend or group of friends is making derogatory remarks about a recent conquest, and you are in no positon to defend yourself.
Martin: Hey, John, rememeber last night when you got with the rank fat bitch with stubble and cauliflower ears?
You gonna call her? Hahahaha!
John(hungover): Whateverthefuck.
by Johnny_no_name April 6, 2005
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whateverbitch

A girl/boy, who in a pathetic attempt to one day reach girlfriend/boyfriend status, does the following for his or her nonboyfriend/girlfriend:

1) gives him or her and his or her friends rides when they are drunk;
2) fucks him or her when he or she is not too drunk or too busy to do so;
3) lonelily waits by the phone until he or she gets the okay to meet him or her out, only after he or she has determined that there are no other promising options for him or her that night;
4) laughs when he or she inconsiderately makes fun of everything he or she says and does; and/or
5) buys him or her cool things when he or she inevitably thinks of him or her when not doing all of the above.
Nonboyfriend/girlfriend: "Boo girlfriends/boyfriends; yeah whateverbitches!" (Insert fist pump.)
by the ultimate whateverbitch March 21, 2008
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whatevering

a group of people that hikes, hangs out and does, um, whatever via meetup.com
Whoa. I have nothing to do but I'm hella lazy and don't want to get up before noon.

Man, you suck. Try Whatevering.

See more at meetup.com/whatevering/
by startupninja October 11, 2009
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whateversclever

used in the form of a reply in that it means okay, whatever, uh huh, yea, alright, yep, mmmmk, k. Also it means along the lines of it "does not matter" or "whatever you want to do."
A: what do you want to do today?
B: Ehhhh, whateversclever.
by sweeterthanyou08 August 19, 2008
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What ever

It can be used to ways. You can use it if you don't now what to say or you can use it if you don't care.
Eric: You're a fuckin lesbian junkie crack whore!
Girl: What ever!

Friend: Can I borrow your CD player?
You: What ever...
by Saint Nikki January 6, 2005
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Whatevering

Whatevering does not include intimacy - for that I would use other words. Various activities that include mental (for me), <physical>, chat, tele-path-ic stuff.
Thank you for whatevering with me! (said at the end of a stream,for example)
by Ishkira May 11, 2021
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whateverlife

1)a word the rapper ill faded uses alot
2)mostly heard when talking to the person
3)annoying word and undefined in urbandictionary untill i put it here
4)used by a wanabee amazin punjab rapper
5)jk about number 4
6)i shall put it down in history that cnn knows everything.. thank u
7)im now gonna go define ill faded
person 1: dude what does whateverlife mean??
person 2: whateverlife
person 1:UUUUUGH
person 2: aha.
by sarahhhhhhhhhhh ugh jfdkalfjdk January 14, 2009
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