Weight machines

Machines used by women and men that are too afraid or misinformed to do an actual workout

I'm gonna go hit the calf raise and forearm weight machines even though I can barely do even a girl pushup.

by Real Fitness February 3, 2012

weight liftyish

The feeling once gets when inspired to lift weights.

"I've really been wanting to start lifting weights again, but I haven't been feeling weight liftyish."

by puerthairican July 16, 2016

Weights for Dates

Going to the gym to pick up girls.

Girl 1: "Who's this guy?"
Girl 2: "Oh, ignore him. He's another Weights for Dates guy."

by ParkourFactor May 30, 2016

Weigertism

Religion dedicated to the one true God, Father weigert. Father weigert has moved from this world after his enlightenment on his followers. He rests eternally in the dankest of the dank river valleys with a broken stapler as his holy weapon and the light of the baby leg lamp forever shining down upon him. He left us with his feirce companion, the all mighty midget bear. The followers read from the holy scriptures from the Book of Weigert. According to the scriptures, “Father Weigert will come again and kill the one they call Brodey because he is annoying as fuck. He shall be stricken from the Earth by the deadly lazer that is the sun.” Josh 4:17

“I will not be your false god” he said to them. And in reply the men responded, “ you shall be our one true God and we shall build a church for the and devote it to you, to Weigertism.

by Midget bear November 15, 2017

weightsexual

An individual who is continually excited by the thought of hitting a new PR and the betterment of their glutes.

Kristen jumped up for joy after hitting another PR. She must be weightsexual.

by squatkenig April 21, 2018

weiga

A type of flower found in New Mexico very rare and unique

Wow it’s amazing I found this weiga

by Guitar boyyyyyy57383 May 31, 2018

Weight fetish

Liking having someone lay/ sit on u

1: I like u laying on me
2: u have a weight fetish

by Clara October 13, 2018