toilet paper warden

A person (typically the leader of a sizeable household) that rations out bungwipe on an as-needed basis.
The need for toilet paper wardens became evident when the COVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic of 2020 caused massive hoarding (and subsequent depletion) of rollios across the United States.

Kim has volunteered to become the toilet paper warden of the Trowbridge household because little Heidi upstairs has been going through massive amounts of paper toliets in attempts to grow algae and fungi in cups.

by Telephony March 26, 2020

[norwegian wardog]

the evolution of blumpkin/lumpkin. you receive a blowjob, while taking a shit, WHILE eating pizza. three of the best feelings in the world.

"that girl gives a damn good norwegian wardog!"

by norwegian wardog October 18, 2008

Stuck in wardrobe

Phenomenon that occurs when you can't decide what to wear.

Woman 1: I'm going to be 20 minutes late because I got stuck in wardrobe.
Woman 2: That's okay, I got stuck in hair and make-up, take your time.

by shamrock32 June 19, 2009

som wardner

Sri Lankan-born frontman from brilliant rock band My Vitriol.

You look like Som Wardner

by TurtleDove December 17, 2003

Wards Lady

Idealized non-regional non-ethnic young to mid-aged housewifey type often seen and heard in corporate advertising?

From old Montgomery Wards department store jingles and ad campaigns.

OMFG the Montgomery Wards Lady is now shilling those DVD rental kiosks!!!!!

You can't DVD smarter!

by She Snailie _@_v September 23, 2004

wardxcore

something that is beyond goofy (Derived from the root Ward, Ward MacAloon)

"that's the most wardxcore thing i've ever seen"

by Towelbot January 3, 2005

som wardner

Great voice, great guitarist, great songwriter. Massively talented and very sexy too.

Som Wardner is God

by bonnyprincebilly January 7, 2004