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eddie tepper

someone who tends to be good at everything he does
omg you can do everything! are you Eddie Tepper?
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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David Tepper

David Tepper doesn't want to win a Super Bowl more than the Carolina Panthers, Jerry Richardson, or the fans of the Carolina Panthers. Anybody that believes that has been mislead. He's just a rich guy from Pittsburgh (with deeper pockets than most people that buy a sports franchise) that bought the team, big fuckin deal.
David Tepper has convinced some fans of the Panthers that he's their kind of guy, the Panther's fan's Panther's fan, but he doesn't give a fuck about what you give a fuck about, he doesn't give a fuck about you. He's always had a financial interest in mind since he bought the team.
by The Original Agahnim January 27, 2022
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cotton topper

Old People. Because their hair gets white (the color of cotton). “Toppers” for short.
We demolished a couple cotton toppers on the pickleball court today. They couldn’t keep up.
by anonymous December 25, 2021
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lemonade topper

Think of it as fucking taking a piss in the tank of a toilet. Like an upper decker but with piss.
He did a lemonade topper in yo toilet man.

Fuck I know shit sucks
by Mrs. Simms January 7, 2022
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God-Topper

A GT is a person who likes to top any story you happen to tell him. Rather than being opportunistic and topping a story after hearing your story, the God-topper will ask a series of questions setting himself up to top your story.
Every time I tell Jim a story he tells me a story trying to top my story. Frank is a God-Topper, he gets you to tell him a story just to top it after.

Ex 2 Topper
Frank-“Hey Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”

J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”

Ex3 Godtopper

Jim-

Hey have you ever gone to the bar and gotten sick?

Frank-

“Totally, Ya I have! Did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”.

Jim-

J.- “That’s crazy! Did I ever tell YOU about the time we went to the bar and all of us got sick and threw up on the bartender? Then the police came and slipped on the barf and fell to the ground Jim did I ever tell you about the time we went to the bar and got sick and threw up”They dropped their guns. A bullet hit my friend but he was okay!”
by The Book of Grimy -Dizzle July 25, 2022
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igloo toppers

big round breasts that are cold
jeeez look at the igloo toppers on that
by Stevie Walsh November 2, 2022
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Shit Topper

the act of having a wank during or after a shit and jizzing in the bowl of the toilet on top of the shit you've just done.
"Just did a shit topper, sorted me right out"
by Bdubs9191 November 13, 2022
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