when tragedy can't describe

Someone's life is now ruined by a bad monent.

when tragedy can't describe

by xdr5t3evq3q September 17, 2023

Scotch Taped

Scotch taped is rhymes with Date, Cake and R$&?$

You've been Scotch Taped by Pell the Cardinal

by Four Square January 16, 2024

Egyptian Tragedy

The act of fucking a charred orange covered in salt until it completely disintegrates. The orange has to be charred in order for it to be an Egyptian Tragedy, aswell as the orange, which has to be from a farmer in China named "Louis", it can be any Louis, as long as they farm oranges. You have to be in a state of melancholy in the act. The salt has to be from the Salzbergwerk in Berchtesgaden.

This criteria is mandatory
The orange has to be powdered and from China
And HAVE to be from someone named Louis
If the farmer isnt named Louis, this is not an Egyptian Tragedy

jimfarticle: Yo, i tried the Egyptian Tragedy challenge, and it was eye opening. It was unlike anything ive ever had before
marcos: what the fuck is that

by Marcusmastur February 8, 2024

Baby trapped

No, I was getting to it.

Hym "Baby trapped by a MASCULINE woman! A LITERAL female body builder! That's called BEING A FAGGOT! FAGGOOOOOOT! FAGGOT AND A FRAUD! Call it the Faggot and Fraud podcast from now on. Official campion of the redpill space: Hym Iam with his submissions of BOTH 'Critical Fat-Cock Theory' AND 'Andrew Tate the Imaginary Frankenstein!' Thank you very much everybody! I accept this award with pride and I just want all of you to know that I wouldn't be better than all of you if you all weren't fucking retarded. Thanks everybody! Let's have a round of applause"👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

by Hym Iam April 7, 2024

the tragedy

Meaning 9/11, it was created by jschlatt often to refer to 9/11 without directly mentioning it - either to make it funny or to avoid demonetization.

Schlatt Submitter: I made a cake of the Twin Towers!
Schlatt: Stop submitting the tragedy!

by p5nta June 27, 2024

Spawn trapped

Used when you get stuck in a place or conversation that you do not want to be in. References the commonly used FPS video game term, but applies to real life.

Sorry I’m late bro, I got spawn trapped by mom mom on the way out the door

by Fan_Service_King June 28, 2024

Trackside tragedy

A term for track and field runners, implying they are overly dramatic, weak, and lack the competitiveness of real athletes, embodying a sense of failure and insignificance in the sports world

"After watching the race, I couldn't help but think of him as a trackside tragedy, all show and no substance"

by Johnthegrassfairy325762365 October 15, 2024