hiking the Appalachian trail

Spending time with your mistress.

"Where are you going, Governor?"
"I'll just be hiking the Appalachian Trail with Lupe for the next few days."

hiking the Appalachian trail by hayes6 June 24, 2009

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Snail trail

Noun
The mucus left behind when you wipe your nose somewhere, i.e. your hand to remove snot from it.

Oh man, did you see the snail trail Retard Jake left on the back of the bus seat?

Snail trail by CrazyGrape November 11, 2014

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Nature Trail

The trail of feces left on a male gooch or a female vagina when wiping back-to-front. An alternate is front-to-back wipers, who leave a nature trail heading up their butt cracks.

When I have explosive dihharea, I usually am left with quite a nature trail to clean up.

Nature Trail by BiggC November 10, 2009

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hike the Appalachian trail

What you say you did when you come back from being missing for several days in order to hide what you were really doing.

"Jim, why haven't you been at work the past 3 days?" "Oh, I thought I'd... uh... hike the Appalachian trail!"

"Bob, why did you come home late last night?" "Oh I thought I'd hike the Appalachian trail on the way home!"

hike the Appalachian trail by SonOfALink June 24, 2009