by strawberrypenguin July 9, 2019
Get the thor mug.When you take a shit on the lid of a toilet so no one can lift the lid without either cleaning it or making a mess. Only someone worthy will clean it up.
She was being a bitch so I gave her a Thor's Hammer and left. Now when she goes to use the toilet she'll have to be worthy to lift the lid.
by Rmistiff July 10, 2019
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A fat fuck that is very lazy and never does everything. He is always wanting food.If you fall in love with Thor be ready to feed him constly and change his cathider .
Thor is a person
by Thor 0773 August 13, 2019
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Get the thonk mug.A sarcastic spin on “thanks” that is spoken mainly to adhere to social norms but is not really needed.
“We appreciate for your donation today.”
“Thonks.”
“Did you set up that appointment?”
“I did.”
“Thonks.”
“Thonks.”
“Did you set up that appointment?”
“I did.”
“Thonks.”
by Dixie Chickenhawk October 20, 2019
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Get the Thonksshobing burrito mug.A whore, slut. A person who is going around wanting sex but claiming somewhere or somehow that they are a relationship type. When really like most people, or should i say all women, wink* wink* they want to go around having sex repeatedly with multiple people, young men not just young adults. Another definition is a woman who gets dumb and reckless when horny, and will do anything for an orgasm.
Definition 1. Taylor walked into the bar saw a 17 year old, a 22 year old and a 16 year old group of males with their fake ID’s to get beer, vodka, and some cocktails, and asked them if they would buy her a round which they did and she repaid them with 2 male orgasms while the others watched and her sexual moans as she climaxed.
2. Veronica met two 16 year old males and knowing she had a connection with a male she asked them if they were willing for a fantasy orgy which they replied yes.
3. Tiffany had never orgasmed before and started forgetting information minutes after learning it, forgot her earphones were in her pocket and went on a rampage because she thought she had lost them, and got a vaginal tingling sensation when chad the music junkie was near, the musk alone triggered her. And started acting dumb in front of him. He leaned in and she french’d him until he was stiff. She lead chad back to her dorm where she pulled out condoms and said will you do the honours of taking my virginity, which he obviously replied yes. After Tiffany’s orgasm she got straight A+’s for weeks until she needed Chad again. And again and again... I have to have the word defined so here it is. Thore ;)
2. Veronica met two 16 year old males and knowing she had a connection with a male she asked them if they were willing for a fantasy orgy which they replied yes.
3. Tiffany had never orgasmed before and started forgetting information minutes after learning it, forgot her earphones were in her pocket and went on a rampage because she thought she had lost them, and got a vaginal tingling sensation when chad the music junkie was near, the musk alone triggered her. And started acting dumb in front of him. He leaned in and she french’d him until he was stiff. She lead chad back to her dorm where she pulled out condoms and said will you do the honours of taking my virginity, which he obviously replied yes. After Tiffany’s orgasm she got straight A+’s for weeks until she needed Chad again. And again and again... I have to have the word defined so here it is. Thore ;)
by GOAL December 2, 2019
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