Defined as: a sexual act undertaken when pleasuring the penis, beginning with the purchase of your favorite juice pouch, preferably a Capri-Sun. Following this purchase, and during a sexual encounter with your Male partner, insert one end of the straw into the juice pouch of choice and the other end into the chosen urethra. An erect penis is recommended. Angle the head of the penis downwards, and gently squeeze the juice pouch until the urethra is full, or until you run out. As you squeeze, angle the penis upwards so as not to leak any juice from either end. At this point, the rest is really up to you and your partner, however it is recommended that the juice ends up in someone's mouth.
by Zogor January 07, 2019
by Nikc July 27, 2014
The act of getting a blow job from a female that has more than one chin, and a stylish wife beater mustache.
I’m not proud of it, but I got so hammered last night that I ended the night getting a Pam job from some horribly ugly dumpster slut.
by SlipperyLobster March 01, 2021
by Glenlolo November 20, 2014
I gave that slutty girl from work a ride home a couple times last week. She in-turn gave me a thank job.
The pilot had a heart attack and i had to land the plane. I got a hundred thank jobs from the passengers. I gave each one one of them a shot of you're welcome on their face.
The pilot had a heart attack and i had to land the plane. I got a hundred thank jobs from the passengers. I gave each one one of them a shot of you're welcome on their face.
by WarewolfKarateRobot October 23, 2009
The act of finding yourself £1.3m richer as a result of stashing multiple Loomis bags in the bottom drawer of your work desk
Person 1: There he goes splashing the cash again! David has bought himself a new house and spends every night drinking in the pub.
Person 2: That'll be the £1.3m he got from the Loomis job.
Person 2: That'll be the £1.3m he got from the Loomis job.
by Spurtesh November 09, 2013
The act of crushing plans by being a "no guy." Everyone's all hyped until that one guy pulls a ralph job and ruins everything.
by YesManAlsoFuckRalph November 14, 2017