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pre-teen gangster 

A young white male, usually around middle school, Who exhibits traits usually known only to the common street negro such as a limp penguin walk and a lack of desire to work.. They can be identified by their abnormally huge clothes and baseball hats. while to the common eye this can be observed as "gay" this is actually forward thinking on their parents part who buy them clothes that they will eventually grow into and wear for years. If you feel like telling a PTG off just wait a few years as they will bag your groceries in the near future.
Guy 1: Yo, I saw some pre-teen gangsters at the mall today.
Guy 2: Ha!
Guy 1: That's what I said. It made them cry.
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Mid Teen Crisis 

when a teen goes crazy for a short period of time unexpectedly and for no known reason
"Owain is going crazy"
"Dylan did this last week, must be a mid teen crisis"
Mid Teen Crisis by fieldfish January 31, 2010

Live teen pregnant porn

Where a pregnant teen performs live porn in front of other teens usually in a secluded place. Because they don't have access to the places where live pregnant porn is being performed in public.

mid-teen crisis 

When a teen at 16 or 17 is going through problems with family, school, friends etc.
Amy: What's wrong with Dominic? He looks down today.
Jason: Yea he's having a mid-teen crisis

Smells like teen spirit 

A ok song by the greatest band ever, Nirvana.
It was majorly overplayed and was killed by MTV and pop Radio Stations.

Go listen to Come as you are, Rape Me, You Know You're right, About a Girl, and Silver if you want some good Nirvana songs
Smells like teen spirit is a great example of how a song can be killed.

aqua teen hunger force 

a funny ass show on adult swim. I love the show, but it's been on the thin line. If it wasn't for frylock, the shit would drive me crazy (meatwad is stupid and funny, but master shake gets me mad sometimes). Frylock keeps the balance so the show isn't completely stupid. Brilliant comedic effort.
ATHF be the shiznit in the hizood gee!
aqua teen hunger force by Nick November 6, 2004

Skelly-teen

A teenager, who is skeletal in build. The opposite is the Jellyteen(fat teen, or gelatinous
"That 15 year old spurning meals is a Skelly-teen (as Jellyteen is( "That 15 year old who binges at Arby's is a Jellyteen").
Skelly-teen by Tylercee October 11, 2008