stethoscope

When a woman, typically in her 20's, uses a stethoscope to check your vitals.

She usually is wearing a nursing costume and pretends to be a CNA, seeing if your breathing is regular.

Me: "I went to the doctor earlier. I saw a nurse, and then a doctor afterwards."
Chet: "Did the nurse get all up in your guts?"
Me: "No, we didn't fuck this time. She used her stethoscope to actually check my health level, which was nice since last time all we did was fool around and I had zero feedback on my health."
Chet: "Glad to hear everything is going well. How's the wife?"
Me: "Yeah still trying to move through things, not really an uphill battle anymore but the weeks have their grooves. Mondays, you know what I mean?"
Chet: "Haha, I do. Seriously. Shannon gets super bent out of shape Monday morning, always before breakfast. Like clockwork, she's enumerating her rants like Santa Claus' child counter overflows yearly. You can tell she's losing it."
Me: "I wasn't going to say anything but you already did!"
Chet: "Ahhhhh!!!"
Both aside: 'look let's get somewhere all these white motherfuckers can't hear us'

by midinerd March 19, 2019

Stretch

To hit someone in the back of their head.

DeMario: Ay that mane just took your phone.
Travis: Hell nah, Jeremy go stretch his shit!
Jeremy: Ight, say less!

by Memphis Terms October 29, 2019

STRUTH

A “Stromberg” truth. An exaggeration of a real truth. Or a blatant lie that someone passes off as a truth.

Bernie claims he is the best cornhole player on the block. This is a Struth because he clearly isn’t.

by Word truth May 27, 2023

Court-Streching

You extend your trial with a person of the opposite sex by exaggerating feelings of apprecation and/or love.

In order for Max to "get some" he told his girlfriend that he "loves her" and later that night, he was said to be "Court-Streching" Lena.

by manida May 16, 2006

Screen Stretcher

A player in super smash brothers who waits on the edge of the map causing the camera to zoom out and "stretch the screen" Also see "camping"

That dick is standing on the edge screen stretching, I can't see shit! what a screen stretcher.

by poping literary techniques September 28, 2009

coital stretch

The act of lengthening muscles during penetration.

After a hard workout in the gym, loosen up with a partner doing some coital stretching

by Beckyyyyyyy February 14, 2014

Vagina Stretcher

A truck, SUV or any vehicle that sits up high so when chicks step into it they stretch that vagina.

"Yo are you rollin through tonight?!"

"Fo sho! Rollin in the VS bitch!"

(VS aka Vagina Stretcher)

by Odizzledizzle March 3, 2014