shige

A really long and really skinny dick (opposite of a chode)

Girl 1: I couldn't even feel him inside of me.
Girl 2: How?
Girl 1: It's because he has a shige.

by alfa kenny buddy May 21, 2015

SaiGenos

SaiGenos is the slash ship between Saitama and Genos from the One-Punch Man fandom. It is canon.

saigenos canon me thinks

by 002ly April 28, 2021

Approval stage

When a guy & girl start dating, they both go through a stage in the beginning, when they need to get the approval of their significant other's family and friends, family being the most important.

Don't hang out with her if you dont want to. She's just hanging out with you because you're her boyfriend's sister, and she's in the approval stage.

by Puppylove1809 April 26, 2009

SEiGE PENGUiN

Posts at steampowered

Can't spell siege

"I FUCKING HATE UNWISE"
"Wow, control your yourself Seige"

by James from Jamaica April 29, 2005

Stage 2

Stage 2 represents the second of the three set stage of bowel movements caused by IBS or Irritable Bowel Syndrome, which is commonly caused by stress. This usually occurs during the stressful process that initiated the IBS. Stage 2 usually consists of constipation and cramping.

I've had Stage 2 for so long now that my stomach feels like a watermelon.

by Dr. I.B. Essing April 30, 2012

Stage 5 Cancer

The thing you get when feminists speak, or when you hear something that so deeply disgusts you about the human race.

See I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

*overhears* "Males make more than females for the same job! This is why we needed a women's march. So empowering. Go vaginas am I right?"
"This is giving me cancer. I have just been diagnosed with stage 5 cancer. Kill me now please."

"Nobody understands me. Maybe I should just post on Instagram about cutting myself . Green Day saved my life.. I don't know what I would have done without them..."
"You just gave me stage 5 terminal death cancer. You realized the world sucks so join the club and stop being emo . Now I can't even live because I have stage five cancer and i'm dead. Thanks."

by pikachu10or February 14, 2017

Stage Five Clinger

An enormous shit that gets stuck in your ass hair and won't let go.

Hey man, come give me a hand! I have a stage five clinger!

by Ballistic01 March 1, 2009