slurp monkey

slurp monkey is a monkey whom drinks caprisun for energy to destroy the universe

when i drink caprisun i think of slurp monkey

All hail slurp monkey

by fuctcfugfyty November 15, 2021

slurm

like felching...the act of sucking jism out of your partners butthole after busting a huge wad in it

I fucked Mary in the starfish and dumped a huge load in her guts. I had a straw nearby and so I slurmed it....

by Headshok62 October 18, 2008

slurp

at the end of a blow job when your guy lands an amazing shooter,you slurp off the load from you hands and his dick

guy-gonna be a big load
girl-on my hands and face
guy-*shoots his load*
girl-*slurps* everything off.

by izabelllllla January 8, 2009

S-Slur

The s slur "spimply" represents a red neck worker that likes to suck on among us hot dogs.

It was created in late 1800's when the word among us started blowing up due to an extordinary theatre play named among us that was created by the creators of Inner cloth.

The theatre play introduced 8 characters dressed up in different dressings which one of them was an impostor attempting to murder all the rest.

This has later on inspired other theatrists to create genres that are similar ro this one which then later on started the murder mystery genre.

This made the "among us" game come out from pure fascinations about innercloth's ideas.

Innersloth was created.

This slur is very offensive and can be used very badly.

(Pronouns) Spimply!
Spimply little bastard.
You S-Slur

by ThetruthMYtruth April 22, 2022

Slurection

A sloth's erection. Or a mystical anomaly of nature whose beauty mystifies the animal kingdom.

Hey, check out that aardvark!
That's nothing compared to a slurection.

by Twiggi March 9, 2005

slurking

This is what I was told back in High School. It's when 2 men have anal sex and then one man cums up the other guy's ass. Then that guy who came sucks the cum back out the ass with a straw. Hmm.

Ted and Fred love to slurk each other.

by Ted April 21, 2003

Slurge

When you are coming but it so thick that it just slide down you shaft.

I havent masturbated

in a while but when i did boy was that slurge slow.

by Raimboe September 13, 2017