Slurge

The grease puddle left over on your breakfast plate after eating. Is usually composed of bacon fat, yolk, toast sweat and whatever combination of hot sauces and ketchup you use.

Most often occurs in inexpensive diners.

Wow, that slurge puddle is epic. Give me your toast, I want to soak that bad boy up.

by BreakfastConnoisseur June 20, 2010

slurge

A thick mixture of lotion and spit, it makes it hard for a person to masterbate fast.

Yesterday I masterbated with my moms new lotion, but it caused a alot of slurge and made it hard for me to cum fast.

by Jon Hubbard August 19, 2007

Slurge

When you are coming but it so thick that it just slide down you shaft.

I havent masturbated

in a while but when i did boy was that slurge slow.

by Raimboe September 13, 2017

Slurge

To aggressively devour

I'm boutta slurge on this spaghetti homedog

by sergiokitchens December 31, 2022

Slurge

When someone types or says something stupid and/or malicious, you may feel the urge to use a slur in response due to a mixture of anger and annoyance, since they are either too stupid or too bad-faith to understand what you're trying to say.

this is feeling the 'slurge'.

Funniest when used as a fake 90s energy drink slogan in our opinion.

Bro, you're making me feel the slurge.

Every time I read something posted by Jackson Hinkle, I feel the slurge.

I got that slurge in me.

you're giving me an overwhelming slurge right now.

That post was so slurge-worthy...

by The Jiminator January 26, 2024

raisin slurpee

Loose diarrhea where the shit particles float in the brown water.

Man, I think those enchiladas made me sick. I made two raisin slurpees in 30 minutes.

by bpsizzle January 9, 2018

Raisin Slurpee

Type 7 on the Bristol Stool Scale.

I don’t remember drinking the water, but haven’t stopped making Raisin Slurpees since I came back from Mexico.

by Loose Stool October 11, 2018