a few french fries short of a happy meal

Mental; not quite all there. Acting mental. Not thinkin' before acting. Weirdo. Doing stupid shit that makes no sense...like without thinking. Not acting very bright. Meant not as a compliment but as a wake up and start thinking with your brain type of comment.

I dunno what to tell you man. That boy is a few french fries short of a happy meal..that's fo' sure!

a few french fries short of a happy meal by Junipersmile April 8, 2007

take a long walk off a short pier 

To fuck off/shut up.

Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?

take a long walk off a short pier by mite74 January 5, 2009

short bus 

A bus that people who can't spell derogatory take.

If you can't spell derogatory then you probably ride the short bus.

short bus by W December 21, 2004

Short arm inspection

An medical inspection in the military where soldiers are checked for sexually transmitted disease.

I failed the short arm inspection because I had a leaking faucet.

Short arm inspection by Earl F. Parrish May 28, 2006

short yardage package 

A group of three or more women who weigh more than 250 pounds each. This a reference to American football where lighter offensive players are replaced by heavier ones to push the defense back to gain two or fewer yards. For example, two wide receivers and a slot back are replaced by a much heavier squad of two tight ends and a fullback.

"Did you see the short yardage package at the custard shop? Those three women could push the Raven's defense back six yards!"
"We better get to the all you can eat buffet before the Rushie and her two friends get there. That short yardage package will eat up everything"

short yardage package by AlwayPutsTheSeatDown September 18, 2013

Short notice dick

Unexpectedly seeing someone's penis, not having prior notice or time to process

I was walking down the street and one of the neighbors kids lost a bet & had to run around naked, short notice dick was corrupting my eyes, I didn't mean to look I swear

Short notice dick by -Mary&Danny May 3, 2015

Short-Pour 

When a guy is having sex and pulls out in the middle of ejaculating and leaves part of his load inside and part outside.

Guy: "Last night I was banging this chick and short-poured her"

Girl: "I have to go get the morning after pill because I got short-poured last night"

Guy: "See that beautiful woman over there? I'm going to short-pour her tonight"

Short-Pour by Mike the Machine November 13, 2016