Shields

The way that an oversized man or woman dresses to appear thinner than they are.

John wore a black shields over his upper body to make himself appear smaller than his actual weight so he could impress the girl he was going to meet.

by Mr. Explicit April 22, 2011

sperm shields

Large Jackie-O style sunglasses that all the New Jersey sluts wear. Often accompanied by a tramp stamp and botox.

Danielle was wearing a pair of Gucci sperm shields when we were at Temps this summer

by NickG0529 November 2, 2006

Sheldor

The dank version of Sheldon frombig Bang theory. It has immense power over THOTS and will destroy one if needed.

Sheldor: hello PENIS
Pennny: fuck off sheldor

Sheldor: ur mom big fat
Penny: CRIES
Sheldor: BAZOOKA

by Scared cactus June 5, 2019

shiledar

an F-er who copies anything that is cool

bruh, what a shiledar

by Anish Awasthi February 9, 2021

Shiela Mae Ramon

Beauty and handsome girl. Obsessed with Justin Bieber

Shiela Mae Ramon is Maganda

by Maymaybieber March 7, 2022

sheldon

plankton, a dog, the cutest thing EVA, and an old man

Hey puppy boy! Cmere sheldon!
2) mwa hahaha i will destroy earth
you get back here kiddos!

by the repairman January 2, 2012

Sheldon

A cheating bitch. That plain and simple.

“you see that guy over there ?”

“yeah that’s Sheldon .”

by yeah it’s true September 25, 2019