blue screen of death 

something that happens when you run windows vista for no longer then 10 minutes. usually when your doing something very important or just beating your meat.

last night i was beating my meat to female/female/donkey action and i got a blue screen of death. so i picked up my computer and threw it out the fucking windows and smoked a cig after.

blue screen of death by dopemane November 6, 2009

movie screen 

When you stretch your scrotum and pull it in a rectangular fashion so as to look like a movie screen. If done in the middle of the day, you can call it a matinee.

While typing at the computer, I looked over and saw him giving me the movie screen, saying "hey, want to watch a movie? It's 3pm, time for the bargain matinee."

movie screen by Nick Stach June 11, 2006

Loading screen techno 

The art of creating various noises and bass with your throat in order to entertain yourself while waiting for your system to boot or an application to load - not suprising, then, that it is common to create loading screen techno in public places such as school and work where hard drives are outrageously slow.

Can also be used to keep oneself awake during long sessions of gaming.

Greg: argh, why haven't they upgraded from windows 95 yet, this server is SO slow man!
Tim: i know dude *unch-unch-unch-unch...*
Greg: *werr-werr-werr-werr...*
*everyone in the room makes loading screen techno for next two minutes*

Loading screen techno by KandyFlossKid February 23, 2011

Split Screen 

A sex move that is taking campuses across North America by storm. It is the act of playing a multi-player video game with a girlfriend/acquaintance/random girl while doing her from behind. Doggie style is a must as the TV must be visible for both patrons involved.

Did you bang her?

Fuck yeah. We did the split screen for like six fucking hours. First to Mario Party 3 and then Goldeneye. She was Oddjob and I was Baron Samedi.

Split Screen by El Dufftoro December 20, 2011

main screen turn on 

The command given to the crew of the ship in the All Your Base Are Belong To Us events to turn on the monitor, so they could view the transmission from CATS.

Someone set up us the bomb!
What you say!
Main screen turn on

main screen turn on by Flint October 27, 2003

blue screen 

What happens 50% of the time when you click the Author's name under an Urban Dictionary def.

Please fix the "blue screen" issue.

blue screen by Irate Worker again August 2, 2006

Green Screen

when someone does something that is unbelievable, or overwhelming. If you feel a little a little enivious, say it's "Green Screen"

Pffft, That's Green Screen!

Green Screen by CallofNudity March 6, 2011