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Loading screen techno 

The art of creating various noises and bass with your throat in order to entertain yourself while waiting for your system to boot or an application to load - not suprising, then, that it is common to create loading screen techno in public places such as school and work where hard drives are outrageously slow.

Can also be used to keep oneself awake during long sessions of gaming.
Greg: argh, why haven't they upgraded from windows 95 yet, this server is SO slow man!
Tim: i know dude *unch-unch-unch-unch...*
Greg: *werr-werr-werr-werr...*
*everyone in the room makes loading screen techno for next two minutes*

Split Screen 

A sex move that is taking campuses across North America by storm. It is the act of playing a multi-player video game with a girlfriend/acquaintance/random girl while doing her from behind. Doggie style is a must as the TV must be visible for both patrons involved.
Did you bang her?

Fuck yeah. We did the split screen for like six fucking hours. First to Mario Party 3 and then Goldeneye. She was Oddjob and I was Baron Samedi.
Split Screen by El Dufftoro December 20, 2011

main screen turn on 

The command given to the crew of the ship in the All Your Base Are Belong To Us events to turn on the monitor, so they could view the transmission from CATS.
Someone set up us the bomb!
What you say!
Main screen turn on
main screen turn on by Flint October 27, 2003

blue screen 

What happens 50% of the time when you click the Author's name under an Urban Dictionary def.
Please fix the "blue screen" issue.

Green Screen

when someone does something that is unbelievable, or overwhelming. If you feel a little a little enivious, say it's "Green Screen"
Pffft, That's Green Screen!
Green Screen by CallofNudity March 6, 2011

Cracked Screen App 

When you crack your iPhone screen for some reason, but you just keep using it since it still works. It is free to get this app but if you want to get rid of it, you need to pay around $70 to get it fixed.
Tomo: How was the party last night?
Anuj: I got hella drunk last night and I blacked out. I noticed I got the Cracked Screen App on my iPhone when I woke up this morning feeling like P. Diddy.
Cracked Screen App by Anusman2009 September 6, 2013
Word of the Day on March 2, 2010