Schrödinger's Dick

A scientific theory stating that the size of a virgin's dick is both above and below average until they measure it.

Person 1: Do you have a big dick?
Person 2: I'm not sure, I'm too lazy to measure it.
Person 1: Oh, so it's a Schrödinger's Dick situation.

by Skulltra February 3, 2021

Schrödinger's Sock

A sock puppet, aka sock account, aka sock, is an online identity used for purposes of deception. The term, a reference to the manipulation of a simple hand puppet made from a sock, originally referred to a false identity assumed by a member of an Internet community who spoke to, or about, themselves while pretending to be another person. Schrödinger's Sock is named after social media accounts that may or may not be sock accounts depending on who is asking the unconfirmed owner of a particular account. This term was inspired by a Follow Friday tweet on Twitter.

That bitch is using a Schrödinger's Sock account on Twitter. First she told me that was her real name, but she told Pookie she was using a fake name to catfish dudes.

by shad0wbits February 12, 2021

Schrödinger's dilf

When you see a middle-aged man but don't know if he has kids or not yet

Girl 1: hey have you seen this guy? He's single again and pretty hot maybe I have a chance with him

Girl 2: yeah but he's a schrödinger's dilf you don't know if he has kids yet you don't wanna end up taking care of kids after all

by Vincent 64 February 12, 2021

Schrodinger tits

When someone offers to send you tits pic but you don't know their gender

I'm in Schrodinger tits situation as I do not know your gender I am both repulsed and aroused in equal measure

by jackblk March 19, 2021

Schrödinger's chat

When your wifi is so shitty that you can't tell if the chat is dead or not

Person 1: dude I'm at a hotel and the wifi is so bad I think I have Schrödinger's chat
Person 2: what

Person 1: get it it's like I dont know if the chat is dead or not like instead of the cat
Person 2: wow you used the experiment correctly in a joke that's rare

by karlplant April 7, 2021

Schrodinger's Bitch

That one guy who agitates you to death, then when you need something they got you back. He normally lives in a hallway or public place, then immediately starts acting tough and irritating (can also try to steal yo homies.) When you finally confront aka beat his ass he immediately stops acting like this.

Guy 1: I heard this dude got assaulted and shut up

Guy 2: He is such a schrodinger's bitch
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by Quackita April 18, 2021

schrombis

big fat hairy balls in my mouth

'Schrombiss' - Luke 12

by your dads mother April 21, 2021