Schlirble

A small amount, taking a swig, not a lot of it at one time!

Can i have a schlirble from your Powerade?

by Brandon Nelson December 4, 2010

Schliqueef

Noun:

1. When a woman is masturbating and expels a vaginal fart.

2. A combination of "schlick" and "queef".

Oh man, I had a schliqueef last night in front of my boyfriend! So embarassing!

by CincoYAlce January 16, 2011

schlitzckus

a form of sexually transmitted disease, contracted from the sleezy guy at the corner of the bar. Or any of the various employees at any given pizza hut.

Did you hear about sarah? She totally caught the schlitzckus from matt...Now she can make her own bread.

by FALCPA January 23, 2011

Schlitterblumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin in a Schlitterbahn bathroom.

"There are some dirty MILFS at Schlitterbahn that gave me a Schlitterblumpkin.

by BillyWonka June 17, 2011

schlitzkrieged

To get completely wasted on the cheap beer

I stuck to drinking shots but Jake got totally schlitzkrieged on some Old Milwaukee last night.

by sistergoldenhair January 7, 2013

schlitzing

Schlitzing is when you goose someone, and say the word "schlitz" at the exact same time.

I had a dream that a hot guy kept schlitzing me

by schlitzy December 6, 2013

Schlimple

When some one with a low IQ has one leg longer than the other and it affects their walk.

"Shes been schlimple since birth, put together totally wrong."

by Aggs87 December 12, 2013