Schliqueef 

Noun:

1. When a woman is masturbating and expels a vaginal fart.

2. A combination of "schlick" and "queef".

Oh man, I had a schliqueef last night in front of my boyfriend! So embarassing!

Schliqueef by CincoYAlce January 16, 2011

Schqueef 

The sound someone makes when they queef but accidently shit themselves because they queefed so hard.

Katey just schqueefed.

Eww that smells... did she just schqueef her pants.

Schqueef by youremail April 12, 2011