schaefer

The biggest tool in the shed and or chest. The Schaefer is most likely to be such a tool he would most likely own a a huge tool franchise or company like craftsman, snap on etc
He is probably the CEO and Co founder of the business
You should watch out cause the schaefer is the biggest tool you will ever see

Hes almost a big enough tool to be a Schaefer.

Damn what a Schaefer.

by Tool hata November 14, 2011

Shaded

Having great sex with your wife/ girlfriend, after she reads any of the "50 Shades of Grey" books.

Holy shit, when my wife got done reading chapter 5, I got shaded.

by Wbs416 October 14, 2012

Throwing Shade

When someone throws an object, they also throw the object’s shadow, resulting throwing of shade.

The pitcher was throwing shade as well as the ball.

by Billy Yeats July 18, 2018

Shadeau

Shadeau means a very unlucky person or a very unlucky event that has happened to someone. It can be applied to any situation that, in normal circumstances with an average lucky person, would not have happened or would have lead to a funny situation at most. To be a Shadeau is to assume an unlucky life such as purchasing a house contamined with asbesto, losing your job frequently, buying fraudulent equipment without knowing it, etc...

Poor guy, he just got himself a Shadeau by purchasing this washing machine with no motor inside.

This guy is definitely a Shadeau, he got into an accident while his house burnt down and his dog got stolen

by Bark S. March 2, 2009

Shade

Shade is a mystical being that dwells on the inner side of the cosmic void. With a power that has no equal, he will eviscerate anyone that stands in his way. It is unwise to defy him. He will take everyone and everything you love and tear it apart in front of your eyes.

Shade is coming. Shade will kill us all.

by MrShadeYT October 12, 2020

Shade

Slang word used to describe a member of the police,
the word shade comes from the term for -
"the tip of the cock off a piebald (knackers) horse!"

Keep an eye out for the shades

by happyrower January 16, 2009

schafer

a word for an extremely large number when you cba to say that number

the earth is huge it weighs 1 schafer

by beh wah August 21, 2008