Procrastination

Look in a mirror.

Person A: Hey, what does procrastination mean? I'm kinda bored and don't wanna work on this essay so I'm looking up random words.

Person B: Trade your local currency to an employee at Walmart in order to make a transaction and be the owner of a reflective surface.

by not not not a real person January 8, 2020

Procrastination

what I'm doing right now

what you're also doing right now

Procrastination

by helpmeIhavea2000wordpaper November 7, 2019

Procrastinabate

A sexual act performed by an individual while both procrastinating and masturbating simultaneously.

I could study, or I could just procrastinabate all day.

by womb raider February 6, 2020

Precrastinate

Getting things done early, the opposite of procrastinating.

I really tend to precrastinate all my assignments so I have more free time.

by Cinnamontwist March 31, 2020

Procrastinaked

After you bathe and you don't get dressed or do anything. Just lay around like a piece of shit listening to music

I was supposed to go back out for groceries after I showed but I was procrastinaked

by Double Bs April 4, 2020

Procrastibate

When a man or woman edges for an extended period of time before realizing they have run out of time and will not be able to finish masturbating.

I procrastibated so much last night that I didn't even get a chance to cum before my wife woke up!

by Dead Magikarp May 9, 2020

Procrastination

The act of avoiding work because you don’t want to and it’s BORRINGGGGGG. It is an incredible skill to have and I am doing it right now

I am an expert at procrastination

by Lucinda is Lit July 19, 2020