potato skin 

1. A fine appetizer served at a fern bar; the potato skin is filled with potato, cheese, bacon and/or chives, with a side of sour cream.

2. a blanket or wrap worn by a couch potato.

1. "mmmmmmmmm..., potato skins."

2. "I just wrapped my ass in my potato skin and watched game shows all morning."

potato skin by Joe Bone March 16, 2005

Porn Potato 

A person, usually a man, who spends almost every waking hour searching and watching porn sites. Derived from the term 'couch potato', the porn potato has no shame, and will commit this act anywhere he can. Porn Potatoes are said to have a God-like status in some cultures, for example, the unemployed.

Biggy: "Hey Mika, I'm inviting Slippa over to my house for the party tomorrow"
Mika: "Don't do it dawg, that mufucka's a chronic Porn Potato"
Biggy: "All good homes, I've got my computer child-protected"
Mika: "Thank fuck, yeh invite that lil bastard over then"

Porn Potato by Biggy large July 13, 2009

Potato 

The source of very crappy Youtube videos, AKA 240p

MAN 1: Hey I finished uploading my video on Youtube, check it out!
MAN 2: Whoa! I told you before not to record videos with a god damn potato!

Potato by Blitzs November 14, 2012

The Couch Potato 

The act of sneaking into a house in the middle of the night in order to conceal oneself in a couch. Then cutting a hole the size of the assailants penis into the couch cushion. Then when the perspective victims mother sits on the couch she will be in for quite a surprise. (let's all hope the mother sits down first)

Brendan: "Did you hear about Billy; he's in the hospital,"

Jon: "Ya I heard 12in Joe tried to give his MILF mom the couch potato but he sat down first,"

The Couch Potato by 12in Joe May 9, 2010

Potato Jesus 

It is believed that Jesus is a potato. He infact was not human like the bible sugests. Pages were ripped out of the original bible with all of the information and proof that Jesus was a potato. They have been recovered and the pages are believed to be Salt and Vinegar flavoured.

God knew that potato's were a superior species to humans and a perfect vessel for our savior. The human that claimed he was jesus was nailed to a cross for his stupid ideas, the real jesus "Potato Jesus" revived fake jesus being sympathetic to the pathetic human.

Potato Jesus' whereabouts are unknown but philosophers believe he built a Spud bag mothership and ventured onward to the world ruled by potatos and where humans are grown in the ground.

Jesus was a human

No Jesus is a potato. In fact he is Potato Jesus.

Potato Jesus by ScurryInertia September 27, 2005

all that and a bag of potato chips

Some one who thinks they are the greatest.

He thinks hes all that!

all that and a bag of potato chips by Corey December 20, 2003

Salty potato

The definition of a good looking person according to Joey Essex from the TV series The Only Way Is Essex

Joey: All I wanna do tonight is find a salty potato and I'll be sweet
Mario: A What?
Joey: Salty potato
Mario: What's a salty potato?
Joey: A salty girl, a sort. Do you like potatoes?
Mario: They're all right
Joey: Do you like salt?
Mario: Yeah
Joey: Salty potato
Mario They're not good for you though

"Damn, she is one salty potato!"

Salty potato by iliketrashytv March 19, 2012