by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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When the weather starts to get warm people start having house parties and inevitably too many dorks wander out onto their balcony and the damn thing collapses and people die.
by KJS August 18, 2005
Get the porch apocalypse mug.The act of broing out in the company of bros on the front lawn and or porch of a fraternity house. Activities include sitting, bags (cornhole), football throwing, frisbee, listening to music and hanging out with ladies. A strict dress code is enforced. Shorts are required to be no longer than the tops of the knee and may not have cargo pockets. Collard polos are not required however advisable. Accessories include items such as; boat shoes, ray-bans, frat-strap (croakie), and any other nautical themed items. The easiest way to produce an acceptable music playlist is to use the itunes genius and start with any Jack Johnson or Dave Matthew's song.
Hey bro, why don't you call up the ladies we're all getting ready to go porch fratting. I'm gonna be a sec because I'm not looking to frat it up without my new polo and sperrys.
by Porch Fratting Chair April 15, 2009
Get the Porch Fratting mug.Noun- A fat person of the negro race sitting on front porch drinking grape soda, hennesy, eating watermelons while subjecting other porch monkeys to eating bananas. Can be found, rarely, in albino colors most often in trailer parks.
Noun-A disgustingly fat black person.
Noun-A fat person preferably a negro.
See also porch monkey
Noun-A disgustingly fat black person.
Noun-A fat person preferably a negro.
See also porch monkey
1."Man dude I almost crap myself when I drove by a band of Porch Gorillas the other day."
2."Look at that Chunky Porch Gorilla there."
3."Hey look a porch monkey!"
"That's no porch monkey, that's a porch gorilla!"
2."Look at that Chunky Porch Gorilla there."
3."Hey look a porch monkey!"
"That's no porch monkey, that's a porch gorilla!"
by Pedophiles United May 10, 2010
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Get the Jumped Off The Porch mug.When a lousy dip-shit cannot achieve something on their own, they stand near someone else and steal their opportunities.
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