Porch platypus

A platypus that lives on your porch.

Dam you have a Porch platypus that's cool

by anonymous November 29, 2025

Porch Lip

When someone's bottom lip sticks out really far so it looks like a porch

Damn, did you see that guy? He has a crazy case of Porch Lip

by Bluuu3 August 14, 2025

iced tea on the back porch

Diarrhea butt stuff. When the fecal matter is runny and is in enough liquid to give it the color of iced tea.

Man, I was doing anal with my girlfriend, and I look down, and there's runny shit all over my dick... I mean I still finished and stuff. Turns out I'm into iced tea on the back porch.

by ShppingAndReceivingbuttstuff February 14, 2017

Porch monkey

Romeo

Romeo is a porch monkey

by Yessir29 May 12, 2022

Front-porch ass

An ass that look's really good to anybody else going by, but nobody actually hangs out there because it’s uncomfortable.

My wife has a front-porch ass because I never actually get to use it.

by Maxbender May 25, 2025

Porch Pop

When you pop your pussy on a porch

Last night I did a porch pop for my boyfriend

by PorchPop September 16, 2021