Ostrich Syndrome

An affliction that mostly infects Leftists regarding the state of the world, i.e.: The War on Terror. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: voting for democrats; lack of realization that Islamic Fascists want to kill us; believe that these same Islamic Fascists can be negotiated or reasoned with; thinking that Cindy Sheehan is a pretty neat person; taking films by Michael Moore seriously; actually believe that the Bush administration "set up" 9/11.

"All we need is for the Ostrich Syndrome to expand and we can win back the Senate and House!" Nancy Pelosi grinned gleefully as she allowed Howard Dean access to her rear entrance.

by Tiberius1701 September 17, 2008

ost2life

OST2life, Gallery Director on deviantART, official cross dresser of deviantART, second only to thrawn,
aka Betty.
Very english.

*ost2life has aural sex to {insert song here}

by Paul Burton June 21, 2004

ostensible

Some fake ass BS that a poseur fronts to pass themself off as more than just a tosser.

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

Ostrich

To pick someone up, flip them upside-down, and plant them in the ground head first.

Person 1: "Hey, did you talk to the guy that your girlfriend cheated on you with?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I Ostriched him. He's still there now!"
Person 1: "Ouch!"

by ScottertheOtter November 8, 2013

ostemad

A nice piece of cheese poured over a nasty piece of bread.

Omfg that ostemad is like totally not delicious.

by Another random guy with nolife December 15, 2013

ostracised

verb (tr)
1. to exclude or banish (a person) from a particular group, society, etc
2. (Historical Terms) (in ancient Reservoir) to punish by temporary exile

"Cristina felt ostracised upon finding that she had not been invited to Sophie's housewarming party"

or

"Not to worry sister, we can be ostracised together."

by Someone elses name May 31, 2014

ostrovegan

A vegan who finds an excuse for eating oysters by claiming oysters belong in the plant kingdom instead of the animal kingdom. Ostrovegans do not eat any meat or animal byproduct like milk, cheese, honey, etc. except for when it comes to oysters based on the idea that oysters probably do not feel pain.

Guy: These bivalves look delicious.

Girl: I thought you were vegan?

Guy: No worries, oysters are basically plants. I'm ostrovegan.

by lilspiker January 1, 2017