bloomin onion

A old womans vagina that has had at least six children

Ronnie's mom has one nasty bloomin onion

by blah blah blah durka durka muhamid ji'had April 26, 2006

onion ring

The mushy brown substance around the base of your cock after you pull out of her/his asshole

"When I pulled my cock out of Henry's ass, I had an onion ring that he was happy to eat!"

by oakey1226 November 15, 2002

onion bhaji

The golden mushroom item you can get in the Mario kart games which gives you the best boost is "commonly" known as an onion bhaji.

Thank fuck for that ... I'd never have won that race without the onion bhaji i got just before the finish line!!!

by A Hot Marine April 22, 2008

French Onion Soup

When a man stuffs a red onion in a females mouth and then punches her in the kidneys while doing her doggystyle.
This creates the tears that flow over the red onion. Then he blows his load on her face creating cheese effect. Voila!

Did you give Vanessa a "French Onion Soup" last night?
Sure did! I love that soup!

by jackal16 November 21, 2010

onion

someone who goes against the consensus of a group, generally used in political or intellectual discussions.

Person 1: "I love this book."
Person 2: "Me too."
Person 3: "It's not that great"
Person 1: "You are the onion of the group!"

by dr g class July 3, 2010

onionbag

The yambag, for Crissakes. What did you think?

My onionbag smells musty--then again, it's 80 degrees. Ballsweat--what a bastard.

by Onionbag January 6, 2007

plumb onion

When you are fucking a girl, you pull your boner out, bend it in half and shove it back in. Upon being pulled out, the boner is purple like a plumb and stinks like an onion.

1. Shit man.... shit..... that is one plumb onion!

2. You ain't gettin' none o this vajayjay unless I get somma that plumb onion!

3. My plumb onion hurts real bad!

4. Dr.: "Don't bend your penis in half like that anymore."
Patient: "But my girl wants the plumb onion real bad."
Dr.: "Oh, here are some pills."

by Prof. Plumb January 12, 2008