Molestley

A guy in Illinois, who loves to play guitar and seems to buzz a girl in Yahoo. Also plays D&D and likes to say GRRRR as a flirting remark.

Molestley, don't buzz!
Ow.

by emichan November 8, 2007

melestache

Feeling or being of the melon while wearing a false mustache

I'm feeling like a melestache because I'm so gay like that.

by The Peace Maker January 23, 2009

Molestache

A mustache that is so terrible looking that it makes you look like the strange guy in the van with his binoculars that hangs around by the playground during the day.

Oh my god, did you see that freaking molestache? It is creepy.

by That guy witht he hair January 18, 2010

Molestinction

To put a stop to an over-sexed suitors’ wandering hands

The dirty bastard suffered molestinction after the young woman slapped him around the chops

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Molesterish

(Adj.) Having the quilites of a child molester.

The man lurking by the playground looks molesterish.

by IronKing November 2, 2012

molestache

a Mustache Child Molesters Always Seem To have

"That Creepy Weird Guy Had A Molestache!"

by trillrichmain May 29, 2013

molestassage

The act of being inappropriately brushed (unsoliticited) with genitalia while getting a massage.

Cassandra bought a massage on Groupon but instead received a molestassage when she went to use it.

by Nighquest September 12, 2013