Murphy's second law

Anyone that can exist does exist, and they're probably on Twitter.

"What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"

"Murphy's second law. They exist."

by waddlemarco June 30, 2021

Tyler James Murphy

The best boyfriend ever!!! He’s so sweet and caring. He makes people happy when he walks in the room. Tyler is the type of person you can go to with all your problems and not tell anyone. He has some secrets of his own but you must keep them. Tyler gets sad but he won’t show it as much. He loves to make people happy and does dum things. He also likes to play with toy cars and acts like a four year old

Tyler James Murphy is a great guy!

by I live with toy cars November 20, 2021

Freddie Murphy

A fat guy that sticks a leach up his ass and to pour the blood into a old condom to then chew on it like gum.

We just did the Freddie Murphy

by Squirty Murphy May 5, 2025

Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed

"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.

My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!

by QuacksO July 28, 2018

Murphy

The art of placing the penis through ones own legs to urinate backwards.

Lady Next Door: No im not okay. Your friend just took a poo on my lawn.

Me: it wasnt a poo. It was a murphy.

by Togs BabyB November 14, 2017

Sylas Murphy

Literally the most indecisive man on the whole planet, makes plans a week before and cancels at the last second. Has long hair and a bodacious ass, practically lives on his motor cycle. Finds all his tech at the Walmart dumpster, don’t even bother asking him to play a computer game because he essentially has a calculator as a computer.

(Sylas murphy crashes into school with his Harley Davidson motor cycle, hair flowing and ass jiggling)
Sylas:”has anyone seen my Samsung? I think it may have a meltdown for the 5th time today.”

by Bigboodylicouslicker88 September 26, 2022

Jasper Murphy

Sexiest man in raleigh hands down he is gorgeous and everyone lowkey hates him.

“Jasper Murphy is a sexy bitch”

by raleighguide69 July 27, 2018