Christmas miracle

The single wipe poop i.e. one wipe and it comes up clean. Called the christmas miracle because it's a rare and miraculous event. Synonym for ghostie

Dude, I don't know what I've been eating, but I've had like three christmas miracles this week.

by Eat 'n' Sweat January 1, 2009

milfamuffalicious

A thought said in the inner-thoughts of a horny young man when dreaming of an older woman.

"barbara

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i cant answer whens she asks me questions in class.. im just thinking mmmmmmmm milfamuffaaaliciouuuuus!"

milfamuffalicious

by thegamewinner December 26, 2009

Christmas Miracle

When you're banging a girl in missionary position and you run your hand through your hair over and over again so all your dandruff falls on her face like snow on Christmas Day.

Lisa said she hoped it would snow on Christmas this year, so Bob gave her a Christmas Miracle that night.

by netflixandchill1000 January 30, 2017

mira mira

A hispanic american that acts ghetto, is used mostly to address to Boricuas, Newyoricans and all the people coming from the island of shit called Puerto Rico.

Judith is a mira mira.

by Huntress January 3, 2004

Miraal

A person who has a cousin called Laila.

Person 1: So, you have a cousin called Laila?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: You must be a Miraal then.

by lailascousin November 29, 2011

Miracle Drug

Something that can attain a euphoric state, such as an extremely delicious plate of fettucine alfredo, or downing a whole bottle of aspirin with a 40 oz Colt 45.

Willis: I've been in such a stupor lately.

Cornelius: Well, i'm not, I just took like 15 vicodin, and i'm feeling gooooooooood....

Willis: Ah, the miracle drugs, pass some down you fuckhole.



Steve: My girl gave me a blowjob when I came home, she's totally my Miracle Drug.

Tyrone: Youse wun lukky nigga, muhfucker.

by milesofrain February 4, 2009

Mira

it's when someone calls your name in public or virtually so u freeze & play deaf.

-Hey how u avoided the arrest ?

-Aaaw I pulled a Mira . It works

by Softiee October 28, 2020