minge muffin

When somebody is being an arsehole and they need to get a life

You're such a minge muffin Brian!!!

by Johnny2560 August 18, 2017

Minge Monkey

The vagina of a black woman.

Woah, I got some real good minge monkey last night!

by MrCadwell June 8, 2018

Ming Feng

A fucking fatass ugly bastard that can't do any physical activities.

Imagine being a Ming Feng...

by duckling_soul6969 April 7, 2019

Ming Bling

A type of jewelry only worn by the rare species of Ming. Big sparkly jewelry in the shape of a M representing the name Ming. Ming can be found in the wild jungles of Chars backyard.

Look there is a Ming in my backyard! He’s wearing some Ming Bling!

by GotMing? October 3, 2017

minge mold

The female Equivalent of Knob cheese.

Urgh, don;t you ever wash after sex? You got serious Minge mold down there!

by The Buggermint Brady Compnay March 29, 2017

yatta ming

Another meaning for turning up

This weekend you already know what time it is Yatta Ming

by Cooki19995 April 24, 2017

council minge

a woman whos vagina looks like 2 bits of ham slapping together in the wind

I only took her home from the bongo the other night and bucked her! she had a proppa council minge

by notoriouspip April 23, 2016