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happy meal 

When a man wrestles his purple headed yogurt slinger until he intensely ejaculates into a condom(preferably flavored for enhanced flavor) and proceeds to put a straw in the condom and offers it as a meal to a female. The female then sips her happy meal until satisfied.
Aaron: Hey man did you give Amanda a happy meal last night? Shes been telling everyone about it.
Blake: Yeah bro I even used a strawberry flavored condom, she said it tasted like a strawberry milkshake.
Aaron: Im getting banana flavored condoms!
happy meal by Shftokersmoker February 2, 2021
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Three course meal

When a girl licks your asshole, balls, and then sucks your cock to finish you off.
After I paid for dinner, I took her back to my place and she willingly gave me a Three Course Meal as a thank you.
Three course meal by Strokemon June 17, 2018

Fourth Meal

Female version of tea bagging, by putting the taco on ones face.
She gave him a good fourth meal last night.
Fourth Meal by mr muscles January 21, 2009

BK Value Meal 

A person who is so incredibly bad at something that they get an extra noun at the end of the abbreviation "bk", which stands for bad kid.
Those two-piecers are all a bunch of bk value meals

Willie is the biggest bk value meal out of all the gingers in the world.
BK Value Meal by BK Hunter January 24, 2009

Happy Meal 

A Woman with everything you want, all in one complete package.

*Face
*Breasts

*Bottom
"You see that chick over there? Total happy meal"

"Dude....Thats my mom."
Happy Meal by Dre-dawg December 15, 2009

Slap-up meal 

1) A very cheap, and fatty, meal.
2) A takeaway from your local 'cafe'.
1) I feel like making a slap-up meal tonight.
2)I'm going to ring the Chinese shop and order a takeaway.
Slap-up meal by Clean¦Writer March 14, 2009

west virginia happy meal 

When one male lover squats down to shat in the open anus of another male lover. This is sometimes done as a sign of affection in Haitian gay district or southern US.
We was huntin' and I squat down to take a shit and that sombitch snuck over and gave me a West Virginia happy meal. Fuckin' thing didn't even have a toy in it.