A classic winter tradition.
On cold winter nights it's very common for a wife or girlfriend to make a big pot of soup then give her man a lap dance after dinner.
On cold winter nights it's very common for a wife or girlfriend to make a big pot of soup then give her man a lap dance after dinner.
by Tttain285 December 10, 2020
The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.
The Golden Lap: The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.
"Did you see the guy in the bathroom? The mad lad did a golden lap while 3 other people were using the urinal!"
"Did you see the guy in the bathroom? The mad lad did a golden lap while 3 other people were using the urinal!"
by Pommy1396 April 26, 2023
driving around town, in a large circle, in the hope of finding something fun to do before you get back to where you started.
by MasterBater January 30, 2013
by Avid-Whooper-Fucker April 14, 2021
An extra nodded lap for hit game Pizza Tower in which Pizzaface will chase you throughout the entirety of the lap, and if you touch him, you get an instant game over.
by the upteenth time December 29, 2024
Running the whole way round a university/college faculty while naked, to celebrate a successful night out. This is sometimes done as a dare and almost always whilst pissed.
1. "Man, that was the best night out ever. Wanna do a glory lap around the History fac on our way back to our dorms?"
2. "I don't feel ready to call it a night yet. Let's do a glory lap"
3. "Drinks on me tomorrow night if you do a glory lap around the library"
2. "I don't feel ready to call it a night yet. Let's do a glory lap"
3. "Drinks on me tomorrow night if you do a glory lap around the library"
by prohobbit September 28, 2018
When a bastard son with a shitty accent and gay haircut tries to turn a democracy into Communist country whilst hiding behind a pandemic and his door.
by Indifferent justice March 22, 2022