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Louisiana Lap Dance
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the act of taking a stripper
home
, feeding her laxatives, and receiving a lap
dance
while she shits on your
crotch
until you finish
“yo bro i
just
got
a Louisiana Lap
Dance
last night”
Louisiana Lap Dance
by
sigmaballs67
January 13, 2026
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