Are you in the closet, that’s so jonah.
by OhShitHi April 29, 2020
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- a person capable of null, useless and unbearable prowess, but who is proud of it.
- a person who is very rich without having done anything important.
- a person who is able to say the word "hey" without any ulterior motive.
- a person who is able to speak normally.
- a person capable of null, useless and unbearable prowess, but who is proud of it.
- a person who is very rich without having done anything important.
- a person who is able to say the word "hey" without any ulterior motive.
- a person who is able to speak normally.
Man: Hey ! Guess what happened to me...
Woman: Oh, hey. Well, tell me about it.
Man: While I was walking normally on a bridge, I see a car coming at me! So I run to the side of the bridge, jump over it and get into the water.
Woman: Ah. I see... I see...
Man: Then I swim on the table and do a pirouette on the sand to be the hero.
Woman: Oh, what a Jokalis !
Woman: Oh, hey. Well, tell me about it.
Man: While I was walking normally on a bridge, I see a car coming at me! So I run to the side of the bridge, jump over it and get into the water.
Woman: Ah. I see... I see...
Man: Then I swim on the table and do a pirouette on the sand to be the hero.
Woman: Oh, what a Jokalis !
by Nameless All May 11, 2020
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A word used to define :
- a person who is capable of useless and unbearable prowess, useless and unbearable, but who is proud of it.
- a person who is very rich without having done anything important.
- a person who is able to say the word "hey" without any ulterior motive.
- a person who is able to speak normally.
- a person who is capable of useless and unbearable prowess, useless and unbearable, but who is proud of it.
- a person who is very rich without having done anything important.
- a person who is able to say the word "hey" without any ulterior motive.
- a person who is able to speak normally.
Man: Hey ! Guess what happened to me...
Woman: Oh, hey. Well, tell me about it.
Man: While I was walking normally on a bridge, I see a car coming at me! So I run to the side of the bridge, jump over it and into the water.
Woman: I see... I see...
Man: Then I swim to the beach and do a pirouette on the sand to play the hero.
Woman: Very good !
Man: And then the bad guy who tried to run me over with his car came up to me and offered me 10 billion dollars as a gift!
Woman: Oh, what a Jokalis !
Woman: Oh, hey. Well, tell me about it.
Man: While I was walking normally on a bridge, I see a car coming at me! So I run to the side of the bridge, jump over it and into the water.
Woman: I see... I see...
Man: Then I swim to the beach and do a pirouette on the sand to play the hero.
Woman: Very good !
Man: And then the bad guy who tried to run me over with his car came up to me and offered me 10 billion dollars as a gift!
Woman: Oh, what a Jokalis !
by Nameless All May 11, 2020
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by Nekromantul2110 July 24, 2020
Get the Joka mug.Jonagold law: If your S.O. is upset and refuses to tell why, you are compelled by law to break up with them.
Guy: What's wrong, honey?
Girl: Nothing. Good night.
Guy: Okay, good night <3
Girl: See, that's your fucking problem
Guy: Sorry, but I gotta abide by the Jonagold law. I'm breaking up with you. Bye!
Girl: Nothing. Good night.
Guy: Okay, good night <3
Girl: See, that's your fucking problem
Guy: Sorry, but I gotta abide by the Jonagold law. I'm breaking up with you. Bye!
by neitherevernornever August 27, 2020
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by faggybaggytaggy September 3, 2020
Get the jonael mug.Fucking cunt the biggest asshole on earth smokes weed everyday and his penis is as small as my girlfriends nipples.
But I like him
But I like him
I hate Jonah
by Jonahisgayandhasasmallpenis September 7, 2020
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