Taste test

When do you think your missus has cheated on you on a night out so just to be sure, you go down on her when she gets home

I was proper paranoid the wife had got with somebody else at her school reunion

Why?

She was proper horny when she got in so I made sure I did the taste test on her first, I don't want to end up with somebody else's come on my dick

How did that go?? Was she clean?

Yeah mate all good just smell a bit like warm piss

by Le on January 26, 2022

elle’s music taste

a fookin mess

“oh that car crash was elle’s music taste!!”
meaning

“oh that car crash was a fookin mess!!”

by djelleganggang May 4, 2020

THREE TASTE BUD SYSTEMS

YOUR ORAL TONGUE TASTE BUDS, TESTICLES, AMD ASSHOLE are them.

You are not going to believe this but because we have THREE TASTE BUD SYSTEMS there is going to be more DEFINITION to SEXUAL BEHAVIOR thanks to this and pretty much you would attribute this to our quite complex NERVE ENDINGS on these areas. Do you think FEMALES have THREE TASTE BUD SYSTEMS or jus((⁷

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 7, 2021

taste-wheeler

girl who likes to lick out her best friends anus whilst being severely boned from all angles

she knew she was a taste-wheeler the moment she touched her cunt

by dude August 8, 2003

salt to taste

An intimacy technique involving starting with less pressure than you think you need and increasing until it’s just right.

“She doesn’t really like it when I finger her. Says it’s too aggressive.”

“Bro, she’ll like it. You just have to salt to taste.”

by MilitiaP May 14, 2024

tasting nickels

Getting punched in the face and bleeding out your mouth. Blood is known for having an iron-like taste.

Tony Ferguson: Once i hit you with my elbow and you're tasting nickels, i'm gonna choke your bitch ass out.

by MMAEnthusiast209 March 23, 2018

disquired taste

something that you gradually lose liking for without necessarily cultivating a disgust

I used to love sweet tea when I was a child, but now, I’d say, it’s a disquired taste for me. I mean, it’s ok, but it’s not something I particularly enjoy.

by skripnigor November 27, 2021