Hamburger 

Similar to sandwiching something. Putting pressure on both sides of something, akin to the shape of hamburger buns, with the involvement of grease. Condiments and hamburger toppings are not required, but recommended.

Hamburger my dick and balls with those thick, juicy buns of yours, mommy!

Hamburger by NagiisaTheRizzler December 8, 2022

Hamburger 

Hamburgers originated from the German region of Hamburg. They are actually called hamburgers for a reason. When the Americans found out about them, they added other topping and it was called the hamburger.

Person 1: I love hamburgers.
Person 2: Yeah they are the best.
Person 1: But why are they called hamburgers if there’s no ham in them?
Person 2: They’re from Hamburg.
Person 1: What’s Hamburg?
Person 2: Do you know anything?

Hamburger by idk2023 January 13, 2023

hamburger shot 

Photograph taken of a naked woman’s nethers , from behind when she is lying on her side , legs together - with her beefcurtains squished together and the gash itself sandwiched tightly between them , thus resembling a decently assembled hamburger

She let me take some dirty snaps for the wankbank and I manager to get a fabulous hamburger shot

hamburger shot by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

Hamburger Style 

Folding a standard piece of paper in half along the x-axis

Wow, I folded this printer paper hamburger style and it formed an 8.5” x 5.5” rectangle.

Hamburger Style by KnuckleheadAngel February 16, 2023

Hamburger Hopped 

Hamburger Hopped (Got ass fucked)

Damn! Pa really hamburger hopped Bob on that job!

Hamburger Hopped by MGD 1 March 3, 2023

Hamburger Helper Handjob 

The process of filling a white glove with warm meat, cheese and noodles then proceeding to insert your hand to then give someone a handjob.

Person 1: I heard Bonnie gave Kevin a Hamburger Helper Handjob last Monday.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!

Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.

Hamburger Helper Handjob by familyguyfan2008 April 21, 2023

Hamburger Helper 

A packaged food product from Eagle Foods. As boxed, it consists of a dried carbohydrate (often pasta or rice), with powdered seasonings contained in a packet

The Hamburger Helper mascot is "the Helping Hand" or "Lefty", a four-fingered, left-hand white glove with a face on the palm and a red spherical nose. It often appears in the product's television commercials and on packages

Hamburger Helper by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023