Flapping the flag

Jacking off.

"-Yo,did you know that Johnny is flapping the flag under the showers?
-Seriously?"

by TypowyLaman January 15, 2019

Flapping

Flapping. The act of farting laughing and peeing at the same time.

I was standing in the yard flapping.

by Smackit2003 January 29, 2019

Floating Sausage

The act of filling a bathtub with water and bubbles, then sticking an erect penis through the top

"My sister came in to wash herself in the tub, but she got a nasty surprise when she saw a floating sausage sticking out from the bubbles."

by Haunted Pixel October 25, 2019

flosing

You have failed to spell the verb flossing and have now come to the realisation that you are, in fact, a retard

OMG! Are you flosing?

*cough cough* I believe you mean flossing

by Basic B**** October 30, 2019

Floeping

Stealing a kill by finishing of a downed player of one of your teammates.

Damn it Daan, stop floeping! Get your own kills!

by DvMaster0s March 18, 2020

Flapping

To bail on a plan. Usually with a pitiful excuse. If the person does this often enough, they become the queen of flaps.

Also can use Flap

Jed - "Sorry, I know I said I'd come but I have a cold."

Sam - "You're flapping then?"

Jed - "No I just dont feel well.

Sam - "Dont flap man! It will be more boring."

Amanda - "This is the 5th time you've done this now Jed. You're becoming the queen of flaps."

Jed- "Fine I'll go."

by Jbot74 May 28, 2020

Flossing

After someone has dooked in your mouth, you then push the dookie through the gaps of your teeth

That girl I banged last night was totally into flossing!

by Ksksksks26 June 6, 2020