Ditch

Verb. To murder or kill someone.
As in “to dig a ditch for a dead body”

“You take of everything, and she’s coming to pick us up?
“Yea, and I think she wants us to ditch her husband too.”

by God.Family.Country December 17, 2018

Ditch and Snitch

The act of a butthurt party goer who leaves a party full of intoxicated youth to report them to local authorities, thus protecting themselves from consequences and getting revenge

Carson: Guys watch out Greg looks like he's about to pull a ditch and snitch.
Zac: Yeah we shouldn't have given him so much shit about talking to Annika

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

ditchthebitch

Removing toxic people, any race, age or gender, to gain back control of your life.

One of my friends was treating me with disrespect so I decided to ditchthebitch.

by KathyWoudz November 19, 2019

ditch drama december

the whole month of december u have to ditch drama or ur a pussy

don’t start drama with me it’s ditch drama december

by tiktoker01 November 10, 2019

Ditch Shits

Emergency road side diarrhea without toilet paper

I was travelling home and I couldn't make it to the washroom, I needed to make ditch shits.

by sarcastabytch January 1, 2020

Ditch-jump

Similar to leapfrogging, when one drives a car in a ditch to move around a second car

Trenton’s trunk was in my way, so I ditch-jumped him.

by margophantom June 28, 2020

Ditch Loaf

An untimely emergency defecation in the ditch of a highway in the dead of winter. Upon completion, the anus is wiped with an object which is much less than desirable (ie. a used Mars bar wrapper, sock, etc.).

Mike: Sandy, you need to pull over right now, I can’t make it to Calgary!

Sandy: Why, what’s wrong?
Mike: I have to poop! I guess this one’s gonna be a ditch loaf! Get the Mars bar wrapper ready!

by Dirty Gavin July 26, 2020