the daily show

a "fake" news show hosted by jon stewart thats very funny but too liberal definitely not as funny as the colbert report

person 1: did you see the daily show yesterday
person 2: yea it was funny
person 1: did you see the colbert report yesterday
person 2: yea it was funnier

by burgerking2 July 12, 2006

daily driver

A bong that is mainly intended for everyday use.

Guy 1: "you wake and bake every morning, bro?"
Guy 2: "she's my daily driver, gets me to where I need to be"

by flaffer September 25, 2011

daily

A good morning or a just because blow job given daily as thanks or affection.

she said if i would stay i would get dailys.

by Jake and ben March 14, 2007

The Daily Show

A fake news show on Comedy Central that was once really quite funny, similar to Weekend Update on SNL. However, it steadily became less and less about general news and on-location segments with crazy people, and instead became more and more about just politics, until it was little more than left wing propaganda and frankly not even remotely funny. This change was largely due to the application of the Jon Stewart formula.

Man1: Do you remember when The Daily Show used to be funny?
Man2: Just barely. I have some very foggy memories in the back of my head of what The Daily Show was like before it started sucking bigtime.

by klopek007 March 6, 2010

Dactyl

Dactyl refers to taking a dump in a location other than one's own home, requiring them to "build a nest" for optimal comfort and hygeine. Historically, the pterodactyls would build massive nests being the largest birds to have existed.

"I feel trouble brewing...I really have to Dactyl!"

by jjv3b7 January 17, 2010

the daily show

The most boring, vile, overrated show on TV today.

I saw that the daily show yesterday. It took them a half hour to say the same thing they said everyday.
"George W. Bush is stupid. Haw haw haw"
Give them an emmy!

by Mr Sentinel October 14, 2005

The Daily Show

The best and most reliable news show in the world. Actually reports the news and the truth, and is hosted by perhaps the most iconic man in America along with Colbert, Jon Stewart. Also has the best fucking news team on the planet.

The Daily Show annhilated Fox News

by Chipmunk Man March 4, 2010